So I've been fighting with the same piece of code for an hour and need some new perspective. What does any good tech do when they need a quick break? They grep through the logs of their versioning system to find a few funny entries. Here are a few actual entries in our repository. (Names removed to protect the snarky.)

• the default for implode() isn't a comma? bah!
• I will cry if this isn't specific enough for IE
• gah I loathe IE with every fiber of my being
• Trying to get an intelligent database failure
• if this actually works I will probably poop my pants.
• lets try that again, but this time, make it not terrible.
• Ain't no mountain hiiiigh enough... ain't no mountain loooow enough... to keep me from getting IE styles fixed
• ACK WTF OMG NEED AUTO_DETECT_LINE_ENDINGS PWND N00B r0X0rZZZZZZZ
• Bad hovers! Bad! Displaying html without encoding it...
• can't figure out why this rewrite isn't working.
• now I know why. Because I don't know how to clear my browsers cache.
• attempt number two. Now featuring not an infinite loop
• accounting for the fscking vatican. jesus.